Post by Birdman on May 17, 2022 8:55:40 GMT
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I got hit by lightning and now I can talk to birds. That's it.
Oh and I can whistle real well.
So my dad is like an exile from some foreign warrior society. Classic origin story.
He had this theory that movement is the only language worth learning, so I didn't speak until I was 15. My logopedist likes to point out how horrible a parent he is whenever we meet, but now I can do some freaky shit. One-inch punch? Check. Quadruple sommersault? Learned that when I was six. I could slap the durag off Owler's face if I wanted to, no cap.
Don't wanna brag but I only need to see something once to replicate it perfectly.
For the record, the faculty pretty much forced me to wear this costume.
I don't know what it's made of but it's definitely not swampass resistant. The soles are comfy and they even added reinforced joints, but it's not like I need either. The domino mask is a nice touch though. Oh and I guess they gave me a pair of escrima sticks so that I can like...throw them?
Listen I'm not gonna sink 500 bucks into a fucking designer Proton throwing knife, okay? Fuck. That.
Beware the...
BIRDMAN
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GENDER
AGE
HEIGHT / WEIGHT
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GENDER
AGE
HEIGHT / WEIGHT
ETHNICITY
EDUCATION
CRIMINAL RECORD
[attr="style","grid-area:Right;"]Andrew Finch
M ♂
21 y/o
6'2''/ 175 lbs
American
Millennium University Student
Refer to DBPD Archives.
M ♂
21 y/o
6'2''/ 175 lbs
American
Millennium University Student
Literate, Numerate, Multi-lingual.
Refer to DBPD Archives.
Bird Powers
I got hit by lightning and now I can talk to birds. That's it.
Oh and I can whistle real well.
Fighting Skills
So my dad is like an exile from some foreign warrior society. Classic origin story.
He had this theory that movement is the only language worth learning, so I didn't speak until I was 15. My logopedist likes to point out how horrible a parent he is whenever we meet, but now I can do some freaky shit. One-inch punch? Check. Quadruple sommersault? Learned that when I was six. I could slap the durag off Owler's face if I wanted to, no cap.
Don't wanna brag but I only need to see something once to replicate it perfectly.
Equipment
For the record, the faculty pretty much forced me to wear this costume.
I don't know what it's made of but it's definitely not swampass resistant. The soles are comfy and they even added reinforced joints, but it's not like I need either. The domino mask is a nice touch though. Oh and I guess they gave me a pair of escrima sticks so that I can like...throw them?
Listen I'm not gonna sink 500 bucks into a fucking designer Proton throwing knife, okay? Fuck. That.