Post by Oubliette on Jan 18, 2022 14:43:36 GMT
Have your lightning bolts lost their spark after ages of smiting? Does your beauty sag and need a little help with your makeup? Year after year of blessing the harvest got you down in the back, or can’t remember where you left your hammer or winged heels? If this is true then the Mt Oldlimpus Retirement Community for Gods, Demigods and Deities may be the place for you!
We have a full service staff to meet your needs and help with those tedious daily activities. Meet new friends, enjoy games or spend time in the relaxing spa. Enjoy meals prepared just for you, including our popular Ambrosia Tapioca! We also have excellent counseling to help you adjust and cope with your aging immortality.
Let’s face it, you’ve spent so much time helping and tormenting humanity, you deserve to live out the golden years of eternity in peace and luxury.
(Okay, so this might not go anywhere, but for some reason it popped in my mind on the way to work and I just had to stop and post it rofl. If anyone is seriously interested, then let me know )
We have a full service staff to meet your needs and help with those tedious daily activities. Meet new friends, enjoy games or spend time in the relaxing spa. Enjoy meals prepared just for you, including our popular Ambrosia Tapioca! We also have excellent counseling to help you adjust and cope with your aging immortality.
Let’s face it, you’ve spent so much time helping and tormenting humanity, you deserve to live out the golden years of eternity in peace and luxury.
(Okay, so this might not go anywhere, but for some reason it popped in my mind on the way to work and I just had to stop and post it rofl. If anyone is seriously interested, then let me know )
