Post by silentspeaker on Sept 27, 2021 17:35:12 GMT
"So, I don't mean to alarm you, but you need to die. Corporate policy, what can ya do?"
Welcome to "Abstract" the world's foremost and (thanks to our fabulous lawyers) only deep dive virtual reality game! We here at "Abstract" know that our customers have some concerns and questions regarding the new VR beds (Trademark pending!) currently in a retail store near you, so we decided to answer a few of the most popular ones in this public thread.
Is the new VR bed safe for extended use?
Absolutely! New VR beds have been ergonomically streamlined and processed through several layers of "Abstract" quality approval representatives to ensure that even extended playtimes of 10 to 12 hours will not harm the user. Your free to roam our breath taking 3-d environments and chase those W's in our free-to-play battle royale mode as long as you'd like! Warning- extended use may cause negligible brain damage)
I heard that people have died while playing in the VR bed. Is this true?
No.
Will my VR helmet games be compatible with the VR bed?
Yes! All current VR helmet games such as, "Alive Descending", "The Fable of Chains", and the critically acclaimed "Battlegrounds: Bloody Revenge" will all be backwards compatible after purchasing a monthly battle royale pass for the low price of 29.99! No need to thank us, this premium offer is just another way we here at "Abstract" show our appreciation to our loyal fanbase.
I can't remember long periods of time after using this game. I plug into the VR bed but wake up in a completely different place, like at my grocery store. It's almost like I'm being controlled, is this normal?
Experiences may vary.
We here at "Abstract" are happy to have cleared up any misconception about our products. Remember to have a pogger day and get those tasty W's in the battle royale mode today!
Welcome to "Abstract" where dreams become reality! Or so the they would have you think, people call me crazy but i know that they got something shady going on, have you even seen the U-box videos out there?! People seizing up after a few hours, sleepwalking out of a system that's supposed to keep you stationary and that's not to mention the deaths that COINCIDENTALLY happen after your avatar dies in the new battle royale mode.
It's not happening to everyone of course, that's how they remain below level. Not like that bow master online anime that cropped up a few years ago. Nah, nah, nah see they only target certain ones. I just can't figure out WHY yet! But I will soon, you mark my words.
But here's the thing, I'm gonna need your help. See I can do all the computer stuff, 1's and 0's and all that shite, but I need boots on the ground. I couldn't help but notice that you own one of them death machines they call VR beds. Whatdya say? Ready to help me take down these corrupt motherfuckers!
Welcome to "Abstract" the world's foremost and (thanks to our fabulous lawyers) only deep dive virtual reality game! We here at "Abstract" know that our customers have some concerns and questions regarding the new VR beds (Trademark pending!) currently in a retail store near you, so we decided to answer a few of the most popular ones in this public thread.
Is the new VR bed safe for extended use?
Absolutely! New VR beds have been ergonomically streamlined and processed through several layers of "Abstract" quality approval representatives to ensure that even extended playtimes of 10 to 12 hours will not harm the user. Your free to roam our breath taking 3-d environments and chase those W's in our free-to-play battle royale mode as long as you'd like! Warning- extended use may cause negligible brain damage)
I heard that people have died while playing in the VR bed. Is this true?
No.
Will my VR helmet games be compatible with the VR bed?
Yes! All current VR helmet games such as, "Alive Descending", "The Fable of Chains", and the critically acclaimed "Battlegrounds: Bloody Revenge" will all be backwards compatible after purchasing a monthly battle royale pass for the low price of 29.99! No need to thank us, this premium offer is just another way we here at "Abstract" show our appreciation to our loyal fanbase.
I can't remember long periods of time after using this game. I plug into the VR bed but wake up in a completely different place, like at my grocery store. It's almost like I'm being controlled, is this normal?
Experiences may vary.
We here at "Abstract" are happy to have cleared up any misconception about our products. Remember to have a pogger day and get those tasty W's in the battle royale mode today!
Welcome to "Abstract" where dreams become reality! Or so the they would have you think, people call me crazy but i know that they got something shady going on, have you even seen the U-box videos out there?! People seizing up after a few hours, sleepwalking out of a system that's supposed to keep you stationary and that's not to mention the deaths that COINCIDENTALLY happen after your avatar dies in the new battle royale mode.
It's not happening to everyone of course, that's how they remain below level. Not like that bow master online anime that cropped up a few years ago. Nah, nah, nah see they only target certain ones. I just can't figure out WHY yet! But I will soon, you mark my words.
But here's the thing, I'm gonna need your help. See I can do all the computer stuff, 1's and 0's and all that shite, but I need boots on the ground. I couldn't help but notice that you own one of them death machines they call VR beds. Whatdya say? Ready to help me take down these corrupt motherfuckers!