This was it, the one place Leo had been warned against constantly by every ship hand and even by Caleb himself. This was the most dangerous room in the entire ship. Leo had scrubbed the top deck, the clinic and the cabins. He’d washed the gun deck and the powder room without trepidation, had even been forced to hide under one of the officer’s beds as they entered their room earlier than he expected.
None of those compared to how his heart raced now, his gaze fixated on the floor in front of him and exclusively away from the body parts in jars, the needles and thread mixed in with bone saws and scalpels, blueprints of the ship with heavy handed notes that threatened to tear through the paper. He kept his gaze down, scrubbing the floor diligently to ignore the horror and discomfort the shipwright’s cabin exuded here at the base of the ship.
He had heard she was intent upon her project near the top deck, and like an arrow Leo had shot down to the bilge, intent to scrub every last square inch of the ship, including the room belonging to the most temperamental crew member. It was his job, and even if tales of her stealing flesh and bone and sinew away from those stupid enough to cross her were true, surely the “patchwork gremlin” the ship hands had warned him of would appreciate a clean floor.
They were silent in their approach. They always were. They knew where every creaking floorboard was, every loose nail, every noisy little thing- and they knew how to avoid them.
The repairs at the top had come to a standstill, because Mal had changed their mind. It was back to the drawing board for the fiftieth time, and their drawing board was always squirrelled away on the lower decks, alongside all their other belongings. Nobody went down there, anyway. The lower decks swayed with the ship more than any other part, far less stable than the rest. Even if it weren't for Mal's reputation among the crew, they very much doubted the others would want to spend much time down there at all. Usually, this meant their things were safe.
Usually.
The first thing the intruder would see from Mal was a wrench thrown squarely at his head, and the second would be a sharpened blade aiming for his arm in the confusion.
Fingers were not supposed to have tendrils coming from their severed digits, were they?
Scrub the floor. Ignore it, ignore.
Was that hair on the saw? Seems awfully long to be animal fur…
Scrub the floor. Ignore it, ignore.
Feet definitely do not belong in jars. Leo scrubbed a particularly stubborn drop of rust on the pale timbers, so intent on his work of actively ignoring the macabre decorations in the shipwrights cabin. As he leaned in closer for an extra dose of elbow grease something whistled behind his head. Stain forgotten, Leo darted up with his head on a swivel as the wrench crashed into one of the unsavory jars.
He reacted on instinct, patchwork face filling his vision just as he recognized the flint of steel in their hand and murder in their eye. The gremlin herself, the owner of the room. Their approach was silent and it was only by luck Leo’s head hadn’t been bashed open by the wrench. Instinct protected him further by grabbing at her wrist, attempting to hold her back long enough to get the words from his lips.
”Im just cleaning,” Leo grunted against the struggle, ”the floor! This is the last room I have left on the ship!”
Mal yanked their hand away to point at the shattered jar.
"What a bloody mess you've made! My floor was perfectly clean before you came in, and now look! I'm going to be picking glass out of that hand for weeks!"
The intruder was unfamiliar, but a member of the crew, no doubt- owing to his brainless confidence to stray so far down. Escaped prisoners tended not to brandish mops.
"Were you told to come here?" They continued, "By whom- and for what reason? My quarters are many things, but unclean is certainly not one of them!"
The assault paused, Leo’s stitched assailant lifting their hand to point to the jar broken by their airborne wrench while practically screaming in his face that their room was, in fact, already clean before he had arrived. They demanded to know who had sent him to his duty, and despite the situation Leo could only laugh back at them.
”This!” Leo began, pointing his own raw fingertip at the shattered glass and dripping… liquid. ”Is very unclean!” He rolled away from Mal, taking advantage in the lull of their press to bring himself back to his feet and brush the dirt from his new trousers and shirt. This time he used his outstretched finger to point at the floor.
”The Captain said she needed clean floors, and Caleb told me to get it done before we made port.” There was still an edge to his voice, nearly a whine as he defensively shrieked back at the patched person with questionable standards of clean. ”See these rusty looking spots? I am NOT leaving until they are cleaned.” Leo looked back at the sopping table and the jar that had so eagerly released its contents to the destructive wrench. ”And now I have to clean over there again!”
"And whose fault is that!?" Mal scoffed, "If you had just stood there and took the wrench- or, better yet, if you didn't show up at all, there wouldn't be a mess to clean up!"
They stepped forward into the room. It was clean. It was always clean. Mal was nothing if not meticulous, and their obsession with neatness extended to their own quarters.
"Those rusty spots are rust, sir." They frowned, "You can't clean rust with soap and water, that'll only make it worst- what kind of cleaner are you? I'm going to have those boards replaced, anyway- now, if you'll excuse me, I have some cleaning to get back to."
They made a gesture to shoo him out of the room, hoping he would take the chance to leave.
"Clean the brig, if you want something to do. God above- how many times do I have to tell people to stay out of my workshop!?"
A sigh.
"Who the fuck are you, anyway? Must be awfully new here to make a mistake like that."
Leo visibly relaxed even as he was being scolded, the threat to his life seemingly abated for now. As the shipwright stepped into their cabin proper Leo began picking up the glass from the broken jar and soaking up the mysterious fluid with his rag. ”Anything can be cleaned with soap, water, and effort. If I scrub it hard enough it will come clean.”
He turned as they shooed him away to the brig, hand cradled to his chest with the largest of the pieces of the jar. ”But-“ he started in confusion. ”I already cleaned the brig. Even polished the bars.” It was true that Leo had to search a bit to find something to clean in the shipwright’s cabin, but now that he had targets in mind he wasn’t going to let them go until he had finished the task he had been given.
”I came over from the necromancer ship,” he replied as he tossed the glass from a port hole and began wringing out the rag. ”I’m Leo. What is your name?”
Mal frowned and stepped out of their quarters towards the brig. They stopped for a moment, assessed the state of the place (the cleanest it had been in years), and promptly spat on the floor.
"Come on. Out." They snapped, pointing to the stain, "You missed a bit."
They leaned against the bars, watching him intently.
"You're from the Truth Teller, hm? Bet the brig wasn't as secure as this one."
There was a loud clang as they knocked on the bars.
"You don't want to know what kind of things I've set up down here. Nobody escapes these cells, you know. Once that key is in the lock, and the mechanisms are live..."
They laughed.
"...Well, you'll see. You'll have your work cut out for you down here, I'll tell you that much."
A frown turned Leo’s lips as the gremlin spat on the freshly scrubbed floor and attempted to shoo him from their cabin. They knocked on the iron of the brig, telling Leo of the difficulty of escaping the brig once the door had been locked even after accusing him of missing the spittle they had only just lobbed.
”It’s a good thing I’m not your prisoner, isn’t it?” he said with a slight sneer as he cautiously stepped to the other side of the bars. Wouldn’t want the patchwork builder to think to prove their point by locking him inside. How then would he clean floors? Besides that Leo had no intention of being locked away again after his first, albeit currently brief, taste of freedom.
”I gave you my name, Patches, it’s polite to give yours when asked. Or would you rather I keep calling you Patches? Perhaps Patchy, or maybe Stitches?”Something about the dismissive nature of the gremlin’s consideration rankled Leo, and he took his best shot in defense. Asking for names was an important ritual for him, and he wouldn’t have his request waved away so easily.