Quotes Out of Context 2.0

"Worms are like pathetic snakes."

"Waitwait Meagan... Don't tell me you're going to go soft on them because they complimented your accent!"

"SHUT ET!"

V: "The last time we went up there, you might remember things got very.. shooty and screamy?"

J: "I do. I went 1-on-1 with a car, I remember."

X: "Did you win?"

J: *Remember they got their face smashed in the asphalt* "Draw"

V: "You're still here."

J: "So is the car.."

[...]

V: "You hard rumors of about the wolves in the park?"

X: "Wolves?"

V: "Yeah, like the Lupines, the werewolves."

X: "Oh, not like a big cougar, but like a-"

V: "Yes."

X: "Ohhh.. No.. What?"

V: "So those stories are true, we sort of ran into one. They are in the park."

X: "Did the car survive?"

V: "Oh, no not the same night. Not literally run into one. I mean we might, night's not over."

J: "Annabelle punched it."

X: *Has war-like flashbacks to that time Annabelle punched a big cougar* "Good, she's good at that."

J: "Yeah, she punches all sorta animals. I think she has a problem."

V: "Yeah, I don't think she's the peacenik she think she is."

[...]

X: Let me drive.

N: X, stop..

X: Sorry..

J: X, continue.

X: Let me drive!

"You insulted that innocent old man's life, So I changed one of your guns into a banana."

Me: *Holds my cat's head down, so I can pick out his eye crusties*
Cat: *Claws my hands like crazy*
Me: *Lets him be free* Thank you for complying to the terms of service..